2017 SEASON

 

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MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATRE – Office Parties Can Be Murder!

Dates:  October 13 & 14   6:00   Burrell Hall

Office Parties Can Be Murder!  

Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre

On the eve of his retirement, CEO Goldman Sacks is throwing the biggest party the company has ever seen. You are invited to come. It will be great. There will be infighting, office politics, secret romances and someone will die. Remember, office parties aren’t about fun, they are about survival.

Written and directed by Ken MacDougall

Prices:

  • Member $70 (Available by phone or in person only)
  • Senior $72
  • Non-Member $75
  • Table of 8 $550

Prices do not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.

HILARIOUS HAUNTED MANSION – An SFT Academy Show

Date:  October 19-29  

A group of kids start a rumor that the old house
on the corner is haunted. The rumor spirals out of control and turns into an international incident!

Written by Ken MacDougall

Price: All Seats $12

Price does not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.

PLAY READING- “He Won’t Come In From The Barn!” by Ted Johns

Date:  Wednesday October 25   8 pm

Play Reading

He Won’t Come In From The Barn!   By Ted Johns

An agricultural comedy for cynical tmes. Troubled by the changes in his lifeand by changes in farming, Aylmer decides to hole up in his barn, resist temptation, and ponder his condition. Live cows, pigs, and chickens contribute to the farcical goings on!

Price: $20

Price does not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.

MILF LIFE CRISIS

Dates: Friday November 3   8:00  Eugene Burrell (Upper) Hall

BECAUSE AFTER MARRIAGE… COMES DATING!A NEW COMEDY ABOUT BEING FREE EVERY OTHER WEEKEND!!!
What happens when you’re newly divorced with kids? You go dating every other weekend! A new kind of relationship comedy!Written & Performed by Anne Marie Scheffler of Second City Toronto, Just For Laughs, The Comedy Network, SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody, and Carolines on Broadway.!Your whole life, you just wanted to get married and have babies. But now your perfect life has fallen apart. Now you have your beautiful children and a parenting schedule with the ex. Did you really just land back on the dating market? Do you really need to go through first dates and bad judgement all over again? Do you have to get on Tinder and Plenty of Fish? Is this a tragedy or a wonderful new beginning? Are you supposed to get back together with your high school boyfriend? Are you ever going to love again? And who are these guys we’re dating? It’s like we’re twenty again! PERFECT DATE NIGHT! GIRLS NIGHT OUT! SEXY FUN!!“She was unbelievable!” MILF Life Crisis audience member

 

Price:  All Seats $20

Price does not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.

STAND UP STIRLING 2

Date:  November 10   8 pm   Burrell Hall Event

                                                       Stand Up Stirling 2

Local comedian, Dan Curtis Thompson and SFT mainstay, Ken MacDougall return for an encore presentation of stand-up comedy. Beat the winter blues with some of the funniest people around.

Price: $20

Price does not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.

LITTLE RED – 2017 PANTO

Family Panto –   November 25 – December 31

Little Red Riding Hood is grown up and is going back into the woods. This time to visit her Aunt Violet. Along the way, she meets a woodsman named Jean Paul (whose initials are JP), a wood nymph and, yes, the big, bad wolf (B.B Wolf, who is now a blues singer). “My, Stirling, what a big panto you have.” “The better to make your life, my dear.” 

Written by Ken MacDougall

Price does not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.

Naughty Panto – November 24 – December 30 

 

Written by Ken MacDougall
Price does not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.

Naughty New Year’s Panto  – Dec. 31  9:30

Written by Ken MacDougall

Price does not include HST & Fee.  All tickets booked within two weeks of the show date will be held at the Box Office for pick up so please do not add the mailing fee.